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Post by Soo Ma Tai on Feb 25, 2004 15:43:48 GMT -7
I gotz to agree wit Soong on dis one. Elf booty am gud!
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Post by Soong on Feb 26, 2004 15:25:21 GMT -7
On eatin pinkies...
Elf: Too sweet.
Dwarf: Too stringie and tough.
Halfling: Good eatin!
Gnome: Yumm Yumm!
Human: Only gud fer Orcish Blak Stew.
Other Orcs: Will do in a pinch.
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Post by Koobok on Mar 1, 2004 11:30:32 GMT -7
on barshin pinkies... you know "barshin" em. heh heh heh.
elf-- usually too wimpy cant take a good barshin-- but good if ye in to a bit of the exotic.
dwarf-- dey can takes it, but dey usually kinda ugly so yous dont wanna give it to em.
halfling-- yeah we've all done it, nothing to be ashamed of.
gnome-- too small really, if you can barsh a gnome den you got something lacking down there.
human-- kinda like the vanilla ice cream... simple and not real exciting. still pretty good tho-- specially when you share it wit a friend.
orc-- der aint no luvin like ORC LUVIN!!
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Post by Farligc on Mar 2, 2004 8:33:25 GMT -7
*looks over shoulder*
Rubs charcoal on himself, "Look, im chocolate"
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Post by Soong on Mar 2, 2004 10:39:44 GMT -7
Umm. You lookin fer some action Farl? Wut dat chocolate rubbing all about? sicko!
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Post by OGR on Mar 3, 2004 7:41:21 GMT -7
ok now OGR tink dat OGR should stop hitting Farligc in head wit rocks it startin to show da brain damage.
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Twilight
Is cool
Treewalker from the lands of Mottistone
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Post by Twilight on Mar 3, 2004 19:18:33 GMT -7
First, off. I know not what you speak about, Elven Loving is some of the best you can get.
Just watch out which elf you get I'll explain why
Forest Elves: like it like the animals, quick, hot, loud and not much noise afterward.
High Elves: Kinda like the vanilla of Elven lov'in it's there, better than nothing, talks alot (which can be good sometimes depending on what she be saying) but like to talk lots afterward as well. So be warned
Wilder Elves: Yowza Female Wilder, now that'sa braggin right, just don't hope she sees something shiny, or shes gone, and your left out in the cold.
and Then there's
Drow Elves: aka Dark Elves, watch out for these ones. Not only are they out for fun and merriment, not only will it be hot, loud, and fun, but this is where it get's interestin, you like to be told what to do and where, and how. Find yourself a Drow, she'll ride you and then send you, home with cab fare when she's done ragardless, unless she wants some lovin later, so eat your wheaties and stock up on the liquids, you gonna need it with that one.
The other types of elves too, just can't remember them all right now, but when I remember I post more about them, so watch out cause their out there.
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Post by Farligc on Mar 4, 2004 8:34:47 GMT -7
Looks at Soong. No action wanted here, just wanted to be different than other humans.
*looks over shoulder*
Oh no, their conming!!
*runs away*
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Post by grsshnahg on Mar 4, 2004 13:56:45 GMT -7
Grsshnahg's Guide To Elf Improvement*
Forest Elves gamy, need a good marinade. Best cooked over the burning remains of their woodland homes.
High Elves: pale fleshed, a very delicate flavor, the veal of elfs. Makes an excellent sushi
Wilder Elves: stringy, dark, gamy meat. Best served stewed in they own blood, to tenderize and add flavor Makes a good field ration.
Drow Elves: aka Dark Elves, extremely tough meat, really only edible when ground, musty flavor. CANNOT BE COOKED. Meat is highly combustible. Add a wick and have meatball grenades. Weapon and ration in one.
Grsshnahhg
*yes, it is elf improvment, all elfs is improved by being dead.
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Post by Soong on Mar 4, 2004 16:12:29 GMT -7
Dem elfs am kind o boring ta talk about.
Insted, yooz should talk about humpin hill giantesses! Dat sum interestin dicussion right dere!
Woooooo...BIG GURLS NEED LUBBIN TOO!
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Post by Farligc on Mar 8, 2004 10:06:15 GMT -7
More cushion for the pushin.
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Post by Melkore on Mar 8, 2004 19:20:00 GMT -7
OH WHAT TO SAY!!! First off props to the dark elf in mordor.....crynolyn i should have killed you when i had the chance. Not only well i fix this but i am bound to find someone to turn you into....ogrs special love rock. Ogr..........if i could only find the words to describe the eternal hate i have for you...your hour is near. {ya seems a bit blah but i well leave that for the other form} as for Farligc, its still one of my slaves so you have been warned. Its my property. so nones of yous get any ideas why melkore is gone. and Farligc lay of the chocolate. youll get raped by a dark elf. and then i well have to disown you. after i kill you. but you all have to remember 2 things about elfs and orcs. first, orcs where made from....i cant remember who but i think it was me, crupting elfs and second...the best way to screw a elf is to kill it first, no talking, no resisting, none of that light is good and i want to hug a tree stuff and...no talking. But i assure all my followers i ant sleeping wit no damn dirty, tree hugging, i want to use a bow, life is good and i should only eat bread ELF.. and what are you doing using a bow ogr. Is your "special" rock no doing it for you so you have to stick arrows up your
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Twilight
Is cool
Treewalker from the lands of Mottistone
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Post by Twilight on Mar 9, 2004 18:57:04 GMT -7
wow, he's pissed. I was expecting more however. Oh well and humpin wit Elves is more fun you you'd know, I however. UUmmmmm, yes. Sorry remembering good encounters, and as for Melkore's closing arguement. I, Twilight, Treewalker, and the hunted by my own kind, Elf that I be, Would like to add, that first, I don't use a bow very often, I only like tree's to climb into and drop upon my enemies, and if it serves my purpose to drop the tree on my enemy, and enjoy eating burnt flesh as much as any orc. and Second, When and Why, The F*ck Are you using a BOW OGR? I mean c`mon thumpy thumpy, not run run run run fire whoops I'm dead again.
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Post by OGR on Mar 9, 2004 19:24:15 GMT -7
yes yes OGR gota bow so wat it always good ta have a gaint arsenal of weapons u all know dat. it jus part of da arsenal and right now its not. It broke cause it a panzi tree huging pointy ear lalal flower wearing peace to da world khum by ah my lord panty waste weapon. da only good ting bout dem is dat da made from trees and dat means one ting lots of pissed elf for da OGR ta SMASH N' BASH EM'.
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Post by Farligc on Mar 10, 2004 8:37:21 GMT -7
*looks around and goes into corner to remove tree costume*
Yeah, kill those trees!!
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