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Post by Soong on Mar 3, 2004 12:38:45 GMT -7
Tell me in detail how yooz like ta barsh pinkies.
I like ta kick em in da tailbone and watch em cry and rub der buttz. Den while dey cryin I wump em to deth wit me wumper!
WUMP WUMP WUMP! WUMP WUMP WUMP!
Ded pinkie!
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Post by OGR on Mar 3, 2004 13:26:14 GMT -7
good ol Smash n Bash n dat OGRs fav.
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Post by Soo Ma Tai on Mar 4, 2004 15:59:17 GMT -7
I likes to barsh da pinkys wit my new uber-flail..Da " Elf-Eater" It hab a four foot handle and a like a 20" long head on it. It makes da pinkys do this an dis but when me done dey lookz like dis An when I aint barshin em wit dat...I like to use da 2 hander sword or da twin choppers. Wez jus ordered a bunch of armor too, so we be barshin dem pinkys all day long now...WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! ;D www.schmitthenner.com get up to a 30% discount, just for being in Dag!! ;D
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Post by Farligc on Mar 8, 2004 10:03:16 GMT -7
Why Barsh the pinkies? Why not eat them raw?
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Post by Snaga on Mar 8, 2004 18:47:46 GMT -7
I say we slowly tourcher them and make sure you cut some thin off for suveneres ;D tat sound like fun to me
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Post by Farligc on Mar 9, 2004 8:27:16 GMT -7
First dibs on an elf pinkie. I will give a dwarf pinkie and 2 human pinkies for it.
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Post by OGR on Mar 9, 2004 10:59:27 GMT -7
uh Farligc wat race u by da way. damn u Soo Ma Tai stop putin dat armor stuff up OGR dont got da money for it now u jus torturing da OGR. look at da armor u want da armor pretty armor but u cant have it hahahahaha dat wat goin on in da OGRs head every time OGR look at it.
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Post by Soo Ma Tai on Mar 9, 2004 16:49:57 GMT -7
Sowwy OGR...me not mean to bring da big guy down...maybe encourage him to getz some extra cash flow. You knowz...pimp it out a bit. You can do it!
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Post by Soong on Mar 9, 2004 16:56:42 GMT -7
Make yer own and make it out of metal. Cheapest easiest armor to make!
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Post by Farligc on Mar 10, 2004 8:35:04 GMT -7
I am human, but do I care about elves or orcs or dwarfs. Not really, they are fun to play around with, humans, they are my kind sure, but ive killed enough to trade maybe an ear or two.
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Post by da1GrAvEdIggEr on Mar 17, 2004 11:42:58 GMT -7
[glow=red,2,300]TEXT[/glow] firss uoy find pinkiest pinkie and take umm hol on oh unholy sword of unded. (no hols in sword) den take da head offm pinkie eatum brains and aken ther soul. after dat you take the rest and give to ogr for feast
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Twilight
Is cool
Treewalker from the lands of Mottistone
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Post by Twilight on Mar 18, 2004 21:21:50 GMT -7
or, you could just slaughter their entire family, burn their village to the ground and sell the young ones into slavery. Not that I've actually done it before. *looks around nervously, before walking off, whistling*
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Post by kimmuriel on Jun 30, 2005 10:41:56 GMT -7
*looks up from chewing on Pinkie brains* What?
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Post by Dalmar on Dec 2, 2005 14:34:58 GMT -7
Personaly, Quick and painfull is my perferable routine. Idealy i would be gettin paid for this aswell, but often that is not the caase ( sigh )
1. From Long range with my uber crossbow, just a molecule of Ungoliant's venom is enough to make even the Gods blush.
2. if that doesnt work, then id have to resort to my long wicked blade, its wicked =P I dont beleive i need to relate every way to kill a man, but as per usual, quick and painfull, ( not neccisarily the death either )
3. and if THAT doesnt work a Dragons blood potion will definetly mess their world up. Can we say Kaboom?
4. Speaking of Kaboom, i managed to liberate a Boomstick from some oriental wench when i was in their lands, and it is terribly helpfull and surprizes even the most brave of warriors in our lands.
5. and of course, if i dont want to handle it myself, i have plenty of assassins just itching to scramble.
Bravo team Go Go go go!!!
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